Tobe
I'm exhausted. It's about 6 am, and I'm just now starting a paper. Yeah, I know, I have a paper due the f-ing monday after spring break. Apparantly if we turn it in early (though what that means is up in the air), then we can have all of next week to edit it and resubmit it. Yay? What? Now am I supposed to be all like, you're the coolest professor ever you huge douche lick suck bag? Just make the fucking paper due on friday then jerkass.
And, it's on the Scarlet Letter and Poe. Ms. Allen flashback anyone? Or Frankenstein, which I'm going to write about, but we have to compare the two we choose. So, if anyone would like to explain how the guilt felt by Dr. Frankenstein (he made a monster who slowly kills all of his family) is the same as that felt by that detective guy from the Murders in the Rue Morgue? Seriously?? He didn't even do anything. It was a goddamn monkey. Orangutan. Is that how you spell that?
Also, why don't I have an awesome Jew fro? Curly hair would be fun. At least it would be interesting. But no, I get none of the good Jew genes, save biting cynicism and mild lactose intolerance.
I think all of my posts should be really late at night or when I'm mildly sick (as in all of spring break). Because they're just quirky and weird.
Also, no good skate shops anywhere near Manhattan. Trust me kids, I'm trying. I know, can you imagine? Me, on a skate board. Rocking. If only I had cool Jew fro going on too. Lame.
And, it's on the Scarlet Letter and Poe. Ms. Allen flashback anyone? Or Frankenstein, which I'm going to write about, but we have to compare the two we choose. So, if anyone would like to explain how the guilt felt by Dr. Frankenstein (he made a monster who slowly kills all of his family) is the same as that felt by that detective guy from the Murders in the Rue Morgue? Seriously?? He didn't even do anything. It was a goddamn monkey. Orangutan. Is that how you spell that?
Also, why don't I have an awesome Jew fro? Curly hair would be fun. At least it would be interesting. But no, I get none of the good Jew genes, save biting cynicism and mild lactose intolerance.
I think all of my posts should be really late at night or when I'm mildly sick (as in all of spring break). Because they're just quirky and weird.
Also, no good skate shops anywhere near Manhattan. Trust me kids, I'm trying. I know, can you imagine? Me, on a skate board. Rocking. If only I had cool Jew fro going on too. Lame.

